so-easily-forgotten:

littlestpersimmon:

hey guys, can you please help me take my two month old cat to the vet? He turns 3 months on January 2 and he’s already set for vaccines and such but ever since yesterday this goodboy hasn’t been eating and this morning he’s been lethargic; I have tried everything to get him to eat, tried changing brands wet and dry, and it’s been making me so anxious, I really am a little short rn and I’d appreciate any help I can get.. A reblog is massively appreciated too

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thank you all so much, and happy holidays

@mostlycatsmostly , @catsuggest

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thestonecuttersguild:

Taverns and Inns.

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thyinum:

Happy Birthday, Professor!

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jaunes-hoodie:

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

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qsy-complains-a-lot:

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weareassassin:

lovelywaifu:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Omfg

Barbarian sorcerer for the mun

hungry-hobbits:

I am a:

⚪ Man

⚪ Woman

🔘 19th Century British Naval Captain

Looking for:

⚪ Men

⚪ Women

🔘 The Northwest Passage

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this-old-stomping-ground:

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fictional-seviper:

Reblog the OK Exeggutor for everything to be OK

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reddirtroadpromotions:

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