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willpowers:

volunteering for your polling place is a good way to make a little money, get legally mandated time off work to do so, and help make sure we can keep voting tampering to a minimum

my dad (disabled ex military intelligence) volunteers every election to make sure that its not one thats 100% republican volunteers who tamper with ballots

if you want to help keep trump out of office PLEASE consider volunteering, having people in there keeping voting honest is so crucial in these times

my dad (disabled ex military intelligence) volunteers every election to make sure that its not one thats 100% republican volunteers who tamper with ballots

B… But I thought our elections were safe and secure and it was impossible to tamper with ballots? That’s why I was told the audits weren’t needed, at least.

Man, it would be so cool if people were allowed to audit these alleged crooked voting practices I’m hearing so much about for the first time, but the safest and most secure election in US history taught me that openly casting doubt on the voting process overseen by unaccountable volunteers with overt party biases, the easily hackable and likewise unaccountable electronic voting machines made by groups with direct party affiliations, or the videos of people filling out mail-in ballots by the thousands is treason and could lead to dangerous things, like democrats not winning when they really, really want to.

The left: “you are a domestic terrorist and a threat to democracy if you question election results. Voter fraud doesn’t happen 🤗”

Also the left: “volunteer at your polling place to keep Trump from winning and republicans from committing voter fraud.”

YUP

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we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think it clearly enough conveys that it’s more that you can’t simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not….it’s my cake….?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like “have your cake and eat it too” and rephrased it to “eat your cake and have it too” (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like “oh fuck that’s my fucking brother no one else fucking says that” and calls in an FBI tip

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Inspired by this lovely post, because I think it encapsulates Dracula and Jonathan’s whole deal over the length of the Vampire Hell Staycation.

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Karlštejn Castle. Czech Republic 🇨🇿

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